Introduction
What? That is probably what you are asking yourself right now. Luckily for you, you have come to the right place, because this page will answer just that question. This is PopularIn! The only service in the entrie wold where you can find out how popular you are in different parts of the world. We all know that each country and culture has unique values of what beauty is.
What that means for you is that in some places, you will be as ugly as greed on a chistmas eve, and in other places you will be beautiful enough to make Marilyn Monroe feel insecure about her looks.
Never forget: beauty is within the eye of the beholder. To be beautiful we don't have to change our looks, just our location!
- • How does it work?
- • I see, so this is another social networking/hotornot website?
- • What is this map thingy?
- • What is that list of countries below the map?
- • How do I sign-up?
- • Why isn't my picture displayed?
- • How do I add more pictures?
- • What is MyVotes?
- • What is the map on the first page?
- • What's going on at the top list page?
- • What is your blog about
- • Why have you made this website?
- • I want to send you a loveletter, where can I contact you?
How does it work?
So this sounds smashing, wonderful and genious, right?
But how do we actually do it?
The process is quite simple. When you come to our site we have already felt your cosmic vibrations and established from which country you are surfing the web. Then when you cast votes on pictures on the website we store both your location and the given score. As people from all over the world does this you quickly get data with ratings and locations, giving you accurate data on where the people in the pictures are considered hot, and where they are not!
I see, so this is another social networking/hotornot website?
:( You have broken our spirits. We are SO tired of this bullying. When we decide to become a social network you will know it, because we will lie through our teeth and tell you it's great and fresh and new. Until we do that, no communication with other users! We are not a social service, we are a "where in the world are you hot"-service. Which, to be fair, is a bit smaller of a market, but equally important to society. For anyone who doesn't see how mych greater we are than hotornot, be back your business, and don't come back here! (unless you have clicked on our ads, in which case you can do anything you want, we still love you!).
What is this map thingy?
Ok, so you might have spotted the great big wonderful map that is displayed side by side of every picture you have rated, as well as on the front page. That my dear dear friend, is the PopularIn PopularityMap. What it basically does is taking all the data that is stored on every single picture, and displaying it in an easily read fashion, a.k.a. graphic presentation. So after you have rated a picture, the popularity of that person is easily viewed on the map that appears. Use the mouseover feature on any country that has a red color to see how popular the person is in that nation..
What is that list of countries below the map?
Alright, the map was a piece of cake. The list below it is just as simple. Below the worldmap is a list of 6 countries. The first five are simply the five countries where you are considered most beautiful, starting with the top one. The last country, presented in the "But not at all in"-text, is the place in the world where you are really not popular at all.
How do I sign-up?
Are you joking!? That is dead easy. Just click the "Sign up" link in the menu, or find the link on the front page below the map. Once on the sign up page, simply fill in the appropriate info, and don't worry, it's supersafe with us. Don't forget that you picture wont be available until your mother has approved it, which may take anything between 1minute and 24 hours.
Why isn't my picture displayed?
When you upload a picture, before it goes online it has to be previewed by your mother. There are two reasons for this, One, your mother really likes to look at pictures of you. Two, she would never allow any filthy, obscene or in any other way disturbing pictures. As we all know, mothers tend to work quite slowely, so please have patience, your picture will be online shorlt after it is uploaded. When you mum as approved you picture, you will get an e-mail notifing you (from us, strangely).
How do I add more pictures?
Want more pictures? The more the merrier we say, so let's do it! Simply login on the front page or in the link in the menu, and then click the "Upload Picture" .Find the picture you want to uplead from you harddrive, and just press upload. You can do this until you have a total of five pictures!
What is MyVotes?
Imagine the PopularityMap, in reverse! Every single vote you make whilst logged in will be saved, and you can view those in the same fashion you can view other peoples votes. In shortly, on the "My Votes" map, you will see which nationalities you yourself like, and which you do not! (this information can be quite shocking).
What is the map on the first page?
That my friend, might be the most amazing thing in, um, that entire page. For the first time in the history of human civilization, we will finally have the answer to the greatest philosofical question of all time: "Which country really has the hottest girls?" The map on the front page is the complete summarized data of every picture in the PopularIn system! Is is the most accurate measure of peoples tastes in beauty, in the entire world. Did I say it was amazing?
What's going on at the top list page?
Top list as of 2008-04-15
What is your blog about?
About? Don't try to put us in a box! We see a boundary, we eat a boundary. Our blog covers many important subjects, such as my personal tastes in girls. And my personal tastes in other things. Actually, it might be the blog with the least amount of real content in the entire world. And being a blog, that's saying a lot.
Why have you made this website?
There are many reasons. The most important being that it's a funny and stupid project. We hope that people will have a lot of fun here at popularin and really enjoy themselves. Then, not to forget, we like the old $$$. If there's anything people on the internet looooove, it's clicking the ads of website they enjoy (pleasepleaseplease). Finally, there actually is a rather important.
I want to send you a loveletter, where can I contact you?
As we are sure you understand, if our e-mails adresses were public, the crowd would go mental. Instead, we have created a genious contact system, where all e-mails that does not contain at least 3 "I love you"s, and one "Do you wan to marry me" goes straight into the trash can. That way we only get the very juicy fan mail! However, if you have any comments or question, please don't hesitate to contact us at…. Or click the link at the bottom of the page.
